#5 Santa Claus

"What Santa is supposed to do is clearly impossible. If you take into account all believers of the myth, factor in the time zones, rotation of the earth and assume Santa travels east to west, he would have to make approximately 822.6 visits per second to reach each child. So Santa parks his sleigh, unloads presents, fills stockings, eat snacks, gets back into his sleigh and is on to the next house in about one-one-thousandth of a second. Children have to be stupid to accept that.Santa is based on blackmail, be good or you don't get presents."